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Under the Dome – Stephen King

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Under the Dome - Stephen King

Stephen King at almost his best, dissecting the human psyche when faced with weird/strange/scary i.e. rapid dogs, plagues, aliens, Kathy Bates. The premiere of Under the Dome is scheduled for Monday June 24th on CBS.
quotes:
“She can’t help it,’ he said. ‘She’s got the soul of a poet and the emotional makeup of a junkyard dog.”

“If you can’t laugh when things go bad–laugh and put on a little carnival–then you’re either dead or wishing you were.”

“She is a cat with a burning tail, an ant under a microscope, a fly about to lose its wings to the curious plucking fingers of a third-grader on a rainy day, a game for bored children with no bodies and the whole universe at their feet.”

“The top drawer was locked, but I forced it open. You know what else was in there, Sanders? Some of the skankiest jerk-off material I have ever seen.”
“Kids?” Andy asked. He wouldn’t be surprised. When the devil got a preacher, he was apt to fall low, indeed. Low enough to put on a tophat and crawl under a rattlesnake.
“Worse, Sanders.” He lowered his voice. “Orientals.”

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I’m Famous Bitches!!!

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I'm Famous Bitches!!!

Somebody added me to Wikipedia (no it wasn’t me who added me:) I do suspect a certain person, if so, then thanks! but I’m not sleeping with you again, and it’s vaguely stalker-ish…but I’m a whore (FAME whore, not whore whore) and you got my birth year wrong, it’s 1992, NOT 1972 :(
google Jernigan Wikipedia…can I get some money or something?
Jernigan
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jernigan is a surname. Notable people with the surname include:
Aaron Jernigan (1813–1891), early U.S. settler
Dennis Jernigan (born 1959), U.S. Christian singer-songwriter
Doug Jernigan (born 1946), U.S. musician
Gerald D. Jernigan (1942–2006), U.S. politician
Harry Jernigan, fictional character from The Towering Inferno
Jerrel Jernigan (born 1989), American Football Player
John Michael Jernigan (born 1972), U.S. writer & blogger “The Gay Road Less Traveled”
Joseph Paul Jernigan (1954–1993), U.S. murderer
Kenneth Jernigan (1926–1998), blind U.S. civil rights activist
Kenton Jernigan, U.S. squash player
Tamara E. Jernigan (born 1959), U.S. scientist & astronaut

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The World’s Most Unusual Thrift store, and more

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The World's Most Unusual Thrift store, and more

This Asian-owned thrift store in Clearwater had everything I love, from palettes of Nag Champa for $1.50 a box to cobras and guns and black babies and ALL the dreamcatchers and rebel flags with Indians and wolves and dog food and real turtles and flip flops…and it’s right across the street from a big-ass trailer park! I could move right up in a single-wide and hang out in here everyday…are they hiring?

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Just for Men

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Just for Men

Hundreds of my gentleman admirers have been shocked and amazed and astounded when told how old I am, apparently I look soo young (much younger than 25 years old, which may/may not be my age). Unfortunately, some kind of genetic anomaly or something is making my eyebrows grow in blonde…well, either blonde or white, salt-n-pepper. Wow, s&p eyebrows, that ain’t me…and this mysterious blonde/s&p anomaly is trying to grow in on my head and chest as well! I might need to go to urgent care and get checked out…until then, I have invested $7 in Just for Men! (since the late 80′s) and I now have a big, thick, brown…eyebrow(s). I am going to age gracefully au natural (follically) elsewhere though…the carpet still matches the drapes, but not the EYEBROWS!

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Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls – David Sedaris

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I aspire to be David Sedaris when I grow up, he is my would-be mentor(and boyfriend) and hang-out buddy. His self-deprecating humor and nerdy geekness are irresistibly attractive :)

“From the perils of French dentistry to the eating habits of the Australian kookaburra, from the squat-style toilets of Beijing to the particular wilderness of a North Carolina Costco, we learn about the absurdity and delight of a curious traveler’s experiences.”

“As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. By this I meant that I would stop living in a fantasy world; that, while standing in line for a hamburger or my shot at the ATM, I would not daydream about befriending a gorilla or inventing a pill that would make hair waterproof. In this regard, too, my diaries have proven me wrong. All I do is think up impossible situations: here I am milking a panda, then performing surgery, then clearing the state of Arizona with a tidal wave.”

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34, 531 Calories in One Week

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alternate title: Am I Self-Sabotaging Me?

In anticipation of my move to the Tampa area, I have met a lovely man online, he’s so sweet and cute and awesome, so far, online…we haven’t actually talked or anything like that yet. He did let me know that he works out with a trainer 3x a week…hmm. I was polishing off a whole tres leches when I read that. I thought it would be fun and enlightening to count my calories in the last week, I used the Myplate app on the Livestrong website…all I can say is, damn! My genetics must be the bomb! I’m not diabetic or 200 pounds, even though my caloric intake was about 20,000 more than my size and weight and age dictate…Orlando/Tampa/OBT here I come!

4/18/13 5601 calories
2 cups Captain Crunch Berries 220 calories 2 cups Milk 291 calories Activia Strawberry yogurt 110 calories 20 oz coffee w/milk and 3 tbsp sugar 160 calories Hungry Howie’s Large Pepperoni Pizza 2630 calories 10 pieces Winn-Dixie Peanut Butter Fudge 1700 calories 2 Faygo Moon Mist sodas 340 calories 1 Dr. Chek soda 150 calories
4/19/13 4000 calories
Hardees Bacon, Egg & Chz Biscuit 560 calories Hardees Butter Biscuit w/grape jelly 410 calories 2 McDonalds spicy chx sandwiches 760 calories McDonald’s med fries 380 calories 4 McDonalds choc chip cookies 640 calories Dairy Queen Dbl Chz Burger400 calories Dairy Queen Med Fry 440 calories Dairy queen Caramel Sundae 430 calories 20 Life Savers Gummies 200 calories 2 Faygo Moon Mist sodas 340 calories
4/20/13 5480 calories
McDonalds Saus, Egg & Chz McGriddle 560 calories McDonalds Orange juice 180 calories Funyuns 20 pieces 210 calories Captain D’s 3 piece 760 calories Large Sweet Tea 170 calories 1 whole Publix Tres Leches 3600 calories
4/21/13 4070 calories
Hardees Pork Chop & Gravy Biscuit 590 calories 20 oz coffee w/milk and 3 tbsp sugar 160 calories Hungry Howie’s Large Pepperoni Pizza 2630 calories 3 Good Humor Strawberry shortcake popsicles 690 calories
4/22/13 4430 calories
2 Whataburger Taquitos w/ Bacon, Egg & Chz 900 calories 20 oz coffee w/milk and 3 tbsp sugar 160 calories 2 Wendys Jr Bacon Chz burgers 560 calories Wendys med fry 390 calories Wendys Frosty 440 calories McDonalds 10-piece chx nuggets 460 calories McD’s med fries 380 calories McDonalds snack size fish mcbites 370 calories McDonalds large Coke 310 calories 2 Good Humor Strawberry shortcake popsicles 460 calories
4/23/13 3920 calories
10 slices CiCi’s Pizza 1600 calories 3 CicCi’s chz bread 210 calories 2 Cici’s cinnamon buns 280 calories 2 Cici’s brownies 290 calories 2 Large Sweet Teas 340 calories Outback Sirloin & Grilled shrimp combo 480 calories Outback Coconut Shrimp 420 calories Outback Chzcake w Caramel 300 calories
4/24/13 3220 calories
Wendys Spicy Chx Sandwich 440 calories Wendy’s Chili Chz fry 570 calories Wendys Frosty 440 calories Subway Foot-Long Meatball Marinara 1120 calories Subway Sun Chips 210 calories Large Sweet tea 170 calories 2 Dr. Chek sodas 300 calories
4/25/13 3810 calories
Waffle House Waffle, 2 fried eggs, Syrup, Butter, Hash Browns, Toast, Bacon, Ketchup, 4 cups coffee with sugar and cream 1800 calories Chik Fil a 8-piece nuggets 260 calories Chik-fil-a chx sandwich 430 calories Large Sweet Tea 170 calories Cinn-a-Bon w/extra icing 980 calories Peanut M&M’s 170 calories

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Ain’t Got No, I Got Life – DJ Supreme John Jernigan

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For Jeff, my future ex-husband

Next to Me – Emeli Sande
Carry On – Fun.
The A-Team – Ed Sheeran
Ho Hey – The Lumineers
Chasing Pavements – Adele
Lilac Wine – Nina Simone
Hold On – Alabama Shakes
Late at Night – Buffalo Tom
Somebody’s Baby – Jackson Browne
Just Like Heaven – The Cure
Somewhere Only We Know – Keane
Sunrise – Simply Red
Pandora’s Box – OMD
Blue Savannah – Ersaure
Something About You – Live Element
Con Te Partiro – Donna Summer
Just the Way You Are – Milky
Peace in the Valley – Sabrina Johnston
Point of View – DB Boulevard
Stoned in Love – Chicane
Loving You More – BT
I Got Life – Nina Simone
Call on Me – Eric Prydz
Bridge Over Troubled Water – Hannah Jones
The Gift – Way Out West
Disappear – Andre Frauenstein

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The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

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The roughest, toughest, wildest family in all of West Virginia. Appalachia, rural Americana, a great documentary

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Lesbian Princess

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The greatest female college basketball player of all-time and #1 WNBA draft pick Brittney Griner has come out as a proud, gay woman.
“Just be who you are. Don’t worry about what other people are going to say, because they’re always going to say something, but, if you’re just true to yourself, let that shine through. Don’t hide who you really are.” I love you, Brittney!!!

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Cold Days – Jim Butcher

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Cold Days - Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden isn’t dead…he’s the new Winter Knight for Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness…there is a big twist and surprise at the end of this tale, involving the grasshopper.

“Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.”

“You? A Princess Bride quote?” I croaked.

“What is that?” she asked.”

“Go back,” he said.
“Can’t. Stand aside?”
“Can’t.”
“So it’s like that?” I said.
Fix exhaled. Then he nodded. “Yeah.”
And for the first time in a decade the Winter Knight and Summer Knight went to war.”

“We need to get out,” I said. My voice sounded raw to me. “Trouble coming.”

“No,” said a beautiful Sidhe baritone. “Trouble is here.”

They appeared from behind their veils, one by one, with so much melodrama that I was mildly surprised that they hadn’t each struck some kind of kung fu pose.”

Mouse

Species: Similar to a Caucasian Shepherd Dog or Tibetan Mastiff, Mouse is a temple dog (or Foo dog), a descendant of a divine guardian spirit and a mortal canine.

Mouse was introduced in the novel Blood Rites as a small furry puppy rescued from a group of demons. A Tibetan monk employed Harry to recover a stolen litter of puppies believed to be the descendants of an ancient Foo spirit. This meant they were supernatural and special, both qualities that Mouse has shown as he has attained his massive mature size. While Harry returned all the Foo puppies he could find, one particularly scrappy pup hid under his car seat and he was unable to return it. Mouse grows startlingly large by the start of Dead Beat, with his shoulders reaching nearly to Harry’s waist, and kills the former Denarian Quintus Cassius in order to prevent him from killing Harry.

In Proven Guilty Mouse was hit by a car and survived, and he went on to take down supernatural enemies while emitting a faint glow. Mouse has shown an aptitude for detecting dark energies and presences, and he has a strong empathy for humans who display no such dark traces. He also shows intelligence greater than that of any other dog, and seems able to plan, anticipate and comprehend abstract concepts, as well as speech. In addition, in White Night when Harry begins to play the guitar (poorly) as part of therapy for his hand, Mouse gets up off the living room floor and goes into the bedroom, shutting the door behind him. In Turn Coat Mouse intercedes in several violent situations in Harry’s apartment while he is away, defusing them with both his strength and intelligence. He even feigns extreme pain after being shot to teach Molly an important lesson, without any prompting by Harry.

After Mouse exhibits further supernatural abilities in White Night, Bob describes additional powers the dog has, such as a warning bark that awoke an entire building full of people during a fire when the actual alarm could not be activated. This bark can also apparently scare away some supernatural, incorporeal beings. If that doesn’t work, Mouse can actually physically damage a supernatural enemy, usually with his teeth, as has happened with fatal effects during two battles. Also in White Night, Elaine claims that Mouse is a Temple Dog and is stunned he belongs to Harry. Oddly, in Proven Guilty Madrigal Raith exclaims with apprehension that Mouse is “not a dog”. In Small Favor, Nicodemus shows a genuine uneasiness about Mouse’s presence in his meeting with Harry, asking Harry “What is that?” and making sure to keep his shadow in between himself and Mouse.

Despite growing to massive size, Mouse still defers to Mister, allowing the cat to eat before he does and appearing nervous after Harry tells him to take away Mister’s catnip before he gets ill. Harry calls him a cross between a chow, a woolly mammoth, and a “West Highland Dogosaurus.”

The guardian statues that the White Council uses to guard meeting entrances are modeled after Foo Dogs. In Turn Coat, Ancient Mai is shocked that Harry has a Foo dog (exclaiming, “Where did you get such a thing? And why were you allowed to keep it?”), apparently not taking Mouse’s wishes into account. However, she and several other wizards in attendance confirm his reliability as a witness, and Harry uses him and a set of surveillance photos to expose a traitor within the White Council.

In Small Favor, it is indicated that Mouse, in addition to comprehending speech, can show emotion on a level with humans – when told to “take the catnip away” if it makes Mister sick, he seems to indicate doubt; when Thomas claims that what he said earlier about Harry was a joke, Mouse merely flicks his ears and turns away. Also, when Harry jokes about shaking himself dry like Mouse in Michael Carpenter’s home, Michael responds that Mouse would be too polite to do so inside and is promptly proven correct.

In Changes, Mouse is proven to have intelligence as great as any human, and in correct circumstances the ability not only to comprehend human speech but also to communicate as well as any human in his own language. He is also referred to as a “Mountain Ice Demon from the Land of Dreams” by two high ranking Red Court Vampires, as well as Harry’s Fairy Godmother, who, if not afraid of Mouse, is at least wary of his abilities. He also indicates, when the Leanansidhe questioned Harry’s having “won” Mouse, he was the one who “won” Harry, raising the question as to which one actually “owns” the other, although Jim Butcher has stated that Mouse and the Leanansidhe did not mean the same thing when they said “won”. In addition, it is here shown that he has a personality very similar to Dresden’s, evidenced both by his willingness to fight and kill Lea in order to turn the group back to normal after remarking, “That bitch,” and his response to Lea’s comment that he was far from his sources of power to which Mouse is described as shrugging and replying “I live with a wizard, I cheat”. While it’s possible that the similar personalities are a result of living with Harry most of his life, as a puppy Mouse displayed the very Harry-like trait of standing up to things far bigger than him.

In Ghost Story, Mouse is the protector of Maggie Dresden and living with the Carpenter family. He is able to see and physically interact with the spirit form of Harry. The archangel Uriel calls Mouse “little brother” and tells him his task is not yet over. Uriel also assures Harry that temple dogs live for centuries, and Mouse is more than capable of protecting Maggie for a lifetime, even a wizard’s lifetime.

Ignorant Indigent

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Seeing all of my shit out on a curb might be the catalyst needed in order for me to get my life together…notice that framed Master’s degree in the middle of my pile…

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My Korean Deli – Ben Ryder Howe

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I loved the nomenclature of this book, and getting to use the word nomenclature…the author(a senior editor for the Paris Review) and his wife (lawyer) buy a Brooklyn bodega for his hardcore, traditional, no-nonsense Korean mother-in-law. He ends up working there 4-5 nights a week, blocks from the projects and the polluted Gowanus canal.

“Howe and his relatives do spend an awful lot of time failing. The store makes less money than expected even as it is hit with massive tax bills; vendors and deliverymen screw over the new owners, leaving cartons of unwanted products on the floor of the store and then invoicing later. The city also tries to confiscate the deli’s refrigerators and nails Howe for selling tobacco to a minor. Howe’s evocation of the financial knife-edge on which he finds himself is so convincing that even if you step away from the book and go out into the world, you’ll still thrum with low-level panic.”

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Darwin’s Nightmare

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This documentary centers around Tanzania, and the desperate plight of her people. The Nile perch is not a fish indigenous to Africa. It was introduced into Lake Victoria (probably by European tourists) and it flourished, decimating all the local fish. Now there are huge factories that process the perch and send it to Europe for sale, while the Tanzanian people slowly starve. The documentary also reveals that the planes transporting the perch also move other cargo (guns and drugs).

My Baby Daddy

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I wants me a baby…Lord knows I’ve been trying to get pregnant for a long time now…I used babymorpher to show what my babies would look like with my forever unrequited love William, and they’s cute, I mean crute. Our baby boy does look a little ethnic onto it, takes after me, ya heard?

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Uhh My Pee-Pee is Bleeding

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It’s a Thursday night, I am sharing some time with a gentleman admirer at his palatial estate on the water. We are in the throes of passion, passion of a nature so torrid and exhilarating, passion that only I am capable of inciting in men…it’s on and crackin’, until my friend looks up at me and says “Oh my God, you’re spurting blood!” I look down, and indeed my penis is bleeding profusely. WTF? How did this happen? The answer is right there in front of me, on this gentleman’s leg: his insulin pump has come undone and the needle has apparently sliced through the underside of my…my manhood? I jump up and head to the bathroom…blood, blood drips, drips on the ultra chic and assumably uber expensive carpet. I jump in the shower, leaving a trail of bright red droplets in my wake. My friend only has these super nice huge monogrammed towels, white of course with his initials. I ruin a couple of them along the way, blood blotting you know…

I made a joke that I thought was funny “Lucky for you it’s me bleeding all over you and not some *Corner Pocket hustler* you picked up” but my friend was not amused. We staunched the bleeding, the cut wasn’t real deep, and since we had not yet finished what was started…like countless women who have agreed/given in/acquiesced to sex with horny men at that special time of the month, I laid down two of those already bloodied monogrammed towels and 3 minutes later we was done, ya heard? If it’s a race like that, winning…Post climax, we agreed we weren’t into any kind of blood or vampire gay fetish bullshit either, ok? My only concern now is in consideration of men, all men. Before this vicious baby slice, I had the prettiest penis in North America, dozens of men can testify to that…now I got scar tissue and damage, will my dick still be the prettiest one at the ball(s)? I’ll just have to expose myself around Florida (again!) and see what the men say…I’ll tell you this though, I am NOT going back to prison…1 strike, 2 strikes: no more for me!

*My friend says he has never even been in the Corner Pocket, he vehemently,vehemently denied all that*

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Poppin’ Off – Watch the Duck

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I’ll tell ya / Somethin’ pissed me off / I don’t walk around talkin’ ’bout it / Wasn’t into it / Then it started poppin’ off

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I’m No Lady Man!

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I like long walks on the beach, fried chicken and big dicks – Jujubee

So when I applied for my last job they had me take a test that analyzes behavioral style, that is, a person’s manner of doing things. That was all well and good, until I got my results back and they had me listed as female :(     I highlighted a few sentences that seemed to be trying to out me as a gay anyways…

Based on John’s responses, the report has selected general statements to provide a broad understanding of her work style. These statements identify the basic natural behavior that she brings to the job. That is, if left on her own, these statements identify HOW SHE WOULD CHOOSE TO DO THE JOB. Use the general characteristics to gain a better understanding of John’s natural behavior.

“John, as a manager, supervisor or group leader can use her people skills to build group involvement and increase participation from the group. She prefers working for a participative manager. She does her best work in this kind of environment. She projects a self-assured and self-confident image. She is approachable, affectionate and understanding. John likes feedback from her manager on how she is doing. She can be friendly with others in many situations, but primarily with groups of established friends and associates. She is sociable and enjoys the uniqueness of each human being. She can combine and balance enthusiasm and patience. She tends to trust people and may be taken advantage of because of her high trust level. John seeks popularity and social recognition. She likes to deal with people in a favorable social environment. She likes to develop people and build organizations.”

“John likes working for managers who make quick decisions. She
is good at solving problems that deal with people. Because of her trust
and willing acceptance of people, she may misjudge the abilities of
others. She is good at giving verbal and nonverbal feedback that
serves to encourage people to be open, to trust her and to see her as
receptive and helpful. John prefers not disciplining people. She may
sidestep direct disciplinary action because she wants to maintain the
friendly relationship. When she has strong feelings about a particular
problem, you should expect to hear these feelings, and they will
probably be expressed in an emotional manner. She likes to
participate in decision making.”

“John may use her time imprecisely because she likes to talk to
people. She is comfortable with most people and can be quite informal
and relaxed with them. Even when dealing with strangers, John will
attempt to put them at ease. It is important for John to use her people
skills to “facilitate” agreement between people. She tends to look at all
the things the group has in common, rather than key in on the
differences. She tends to influence people to her way of thinking by
using verbiage as compared with others who like to use reports. John
judges others by their verbal skills and warmth. She is positive in her
approach to dealing with others. She may not understand why
everyone doesn’t see life as she does! She is both a good talker and a
good listener. She usually uses many gestures when talking.

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A Dog’s Journey – W. Bruce Cameron

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A Dog's Journey - W. Bruce Cameron

Every pet lover should read this book and then go love on their dog or cat or child like I did, as soon as I finished it. Such a tearjerker, but in both good and bad ways, not like Marley & Me. I cried three or four times…but maybe that’s because I’m a little crazy right now? :(

“A charming and heartwarming story of hope, love, and unending devotion, A Dog’s Journey asks the question: Do we really take care of our pets, or do they take care of us? More than just another endearing dog tale, A Dog’s Journey is the moving story of unwavering loyalty and a love that crosses all barriers. Break out the tissue, dog lovers! “

“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.”

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Resilient or Pathetic?

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Resilient or Pathetic?

I had to seriously consider whether I wanted to post this adventure or not, but I’m already broke, jobless and soon to be homeless…screw it, ain’t no shame in my game.
setting: The Swap Shop on Sunrise Blvd., the largest flea market in the U.S.
When different vendors start getting ready to leave they will start calling out “$1, everything left $1″ then “50 cents, everything 50 cents” then finally “Free, everything left free.”
Now I’m not trying to justify my actions or make excuses, but I have always shopped at thrift stores and I’m kinda thrifty myself and I have both Irish and Gypsy roots…just sayin.’
So when the first vendor made his Free! announcement a large group of old Haitian and Jamaican women rushed in and started grabbing everything up. So did I. I jumped right in there, bumped a 70 year-old out of the way and commenced grabbing treasure: to improve my quality of life, ok?
This was around 4 p.m., I grabbed a big cardboard box and when the next vendor closed down I was ready, throwing whatever caught my eye in it. I had to watch my box close after that, because the women thought my stuff was the free stuff from the booths and keep trying to peruse my treasure: is John gonna have to choke a bitch? Or more likely get choked out actually…
My box is full so I have to take it to my car, then hurry back with a new box. I fill my box up again and I am planning on making another trip to the car and back again for more swag…until this guy aggressively asks me for a $1. I laugh his request off by saying “You see I’m digging through this junk with you” but I’ve been momentarily brought out of my free-shit-addled-daze. I assess my situation. I’m wearing a button down Polo shirt and nice jeans. I’ve been taking pictures of this adventure with my droid. I am the only white person there. It’s dusk and getting darker with the quickness. I am in a decidedly bad neighborhood. It’s time to go, peace out
When I get home I take stock of the day’s haul…I’m rich, I got some good shit and the price was right, including:
Thirty-seven (37) Milka chocolate candy bars, nothing wrong with them that I can tell. They were next to a trash can, but they’re still in their wrappers, unopened, I’ve already eaten like ten of them, taste like Hersheys to me.
Books check ‘em out: Catcher in the Rye, Brave New World, Animal Farm, White Oleander, Glass Castle, Neil Gaiman, Terry McMillan, Anne Rice, L. Frank Baum, Joseph Conrad, H.G. Wells.
Two big stacks of kid’s books, Dr. Seuss, Sesame Street and a bunch of Disney: Dumbo, Peter Pan and Wendy, The Rescuers, 101 Dalmations, Peter and the Wolf.
Two of my most favoritest books of all time: Where the Wild Things Are and Are You My Mother? (these were both a little well-loved let’s say, gently or not-so-gently used).
A pair of Spongebob slippers and a teddy bear that I gave to my babies, three washcloths and a towel, 15 plastic CD cases, a pie pan, a Canes sweatshirt and a works-fine-slightly-cracked used for my morning coffee French press completed my acquistions. Now God knows I have an addictive personality, combine that with getting good stuff free…you might find me lurking at the flea market every day, like a junkie…guess it’s better than being in a casino or bar, right? More dangerous maybe, when I was picking through the stuff I realized I could get stuck with a hepatitis needle or something, hopefully I’m up-to-date on my shots…

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